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What Are Stationary Jokes?

Stationary Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of stationary jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I went downtown today.
I was really surprised to see that the stationary store had moved locations
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#2
"Stationary shop
moves".....
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#3
A moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic,
trying to get to the gym, to ride stationary bikes...
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#4
Stationary Thief Hits Police Headquarters:
Police say they can't rule anything out.
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#5
I'd be more motivated to work out if the stationary bikes
had a little basket to hold my snacks and beer.
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#6
I was just knocked off my bike by a stationary truck.
The driver gave me a couple of sketch pads and some really cool pens to apologise.
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#7
Who is the king of stationary?
The ruler.
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#8
That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen.
#GreaseLive
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#9
What type of store doesn't move?
A stationary store.
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#10
No matter how hard you push the envelope it's still stationary.
thanks dad!
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#11
I made a car entirely out of pencils, rubbers, rulers and notebooks.
Went to turn the key.. Stayed stationary.
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#12
Did you hear about the stationary store?
It moved.
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#13
(guy glaring at me because he wants to use the stationary
bike) *adds 72 hours to cardio workout*
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#14
Apathy, lethargy, stationary.
Words to live by.
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#15
No matter how far you push the envelope it will still
be stationery (I know how to spell stationary)
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#16
Apparently a good way to get asked to leave the gym is to move a treadmill
behind a guy on a stationary bike and pretend you're angrily chasing him.
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#17
My heart goes out to all those frustrated people who are stuck in
Traffic, on their way to the Gym to ride Stationary Bicycles...
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#18
Favourite one-liner?
"stationary shop moves" - Jimmy Carr **Another favourite -** "I keep my porno tapes in my sock drawer, it's all you need in one place" - Jason Manford
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#19
*stationary for 7 hours* Me: "Actually, I'm not
sure this is one of those driverless cars."
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#20
What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?
A TACK
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Stationary Jokes?
Our collection features 30 Stationary Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Stationary Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Stationary Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Stationary Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Stationary Jokes are available?
We currently have 30 Stationary Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Stationary Jokes?
Stationary Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Stationary Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and stationary jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love stationary jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Stationary Jokes to share?
A good stationary jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Stationary Jokes safe for all ages?
Most stationary jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Stationary Jokes?
stationary jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Stationary Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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