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Statistics Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of statistics jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject?
It's just average.
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#2
I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics.
... ... But graphing is where I draw the line!
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#3
Statistics show...
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
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#4
Did you know that most statistics are made up?
Around 93,7%
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#5
87.53% of statistics
are false Title
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#6
Research shows, 78% of all statistics are made up!
Just like this one. (Its nit my own. I heard this somewhere, thought was worth sharing)
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#7
Over 400 billion people a year are
victims of exaggerated statistics.
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#8
Statistics say that there's at least one gay guy in a group of friends, I hope it's Tim ...
He's really cute.
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#9
Recent statistics show that 5 out of
6 people enjoy Russian Roulette.
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#10
Weird how the guys who say that don't see race always
know the black-on-black crime statistics.
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#11
I used the think that correlation implied causation, but now I know that it doesn't.
I took a statistics class last year, and that might have helped, but I'm not so sure.
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#12
Statistics are like a bikini What it reveals is
suggestive, but what it conceals is essential.
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#13
What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?
Belle curves.
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#14
Statistics show that most Canadians are nosey.
They do, however, say "zed".
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#15
According to the latest statistics, most accidents
with toasters and bathtubs happen at home.
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#16
A friend of mine just retired from the Department of
Statistics, he has truly taken leave of his census.
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#17
NEW study shows that Birthdays are good for your health Statistics
show that people who have more birthdays, live the longest!
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#18
Statistics show that one out of three of your next door neighbors could be a child molester...
Thank goodness the only neighbors I have are smokin' hot ten year olds.
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#19
"Statistics show that most shark attacks happen in shallow water." Really?
Maybe cus that's where the ppl are u idiots.
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#20
Why are birthday's good for you?
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
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Most statistics jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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