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What Are Statue Jokes?

Statue Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of statue jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm not saying she's a slut but she's had more
people inside her than the statue of liberty!
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#2
There's 2 statues in a dark room, what did one statue say to the other statue?
Is statue?
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#3
Why do marble statues look so mean?
They have hearts of stone.
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#4
My friend wants to carve a Venus statue from a tree.
That seems like it would take a while, woodentit?
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#5
My Garden Statue Called In Sick
Today He has Gnome-onia.
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#6
So I went around to a friends house...
And on his mantle was a bronze statue of an animal butt. When I asked him about it he said it was a catastrophe.
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#7
What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?
Holy smokes.
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#8
I've started a new business making statues of people who can tell the future...
...so far, I'm making a prophet.
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#9
Q: Why do marble statues look so mean?
A: They have hearts of stone.
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#10
Burglars broke into Kanye West's home.
As a result, 500 statues of Kanye West are missing.
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#11
Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?
Because it's not going anywhere.
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#12
What do they say about building an erotic statue?
"If you build it they will come."
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#13
Did you know that if everyone in the U.S.
donated just one pint of blood, we could pour it over the Statue of Liberty and be hella cool?
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#14
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?
A caterpillar !
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#15
The older I get, the more I realize nobody is better than I am.
Except people with statues of lions outside their house. They rule.
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#16
the statue of liberty was a trojan horse thing but it was
too hard to break out of and it's full of skeletons now
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#17
What did the statue say to the other statue?
Hey, S-tat-ue?
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#18
The last time I was inside a woman was
when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
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#19
Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
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#20
"I don't understand what this statue of a man talking is supposed
to mean" "It's confusing, but I think it's a figure of speech."
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Most Statue Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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How many Statue Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Statue Jokes?
Statue Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Statue Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and statue jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love statue jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Statue Jokes to share?
A good statue jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Statue Jokes safe for all ages?
Most statue jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Statue Jokes?
statue jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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