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Std Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of std jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Need a clean joke about sexually transmitted diseases for my presentation tomorrow.
Please help! Update: I chose to go with "my name is _____ _____ and I have STDs... (pause) as my topic"
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#2
Difference Between a Midget and STD?
Ones a clever runt...the other is a running cunt
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#3
What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?
Anti-biotics
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#4
(OC) Wanna know my secret to not catching STD's?
I have kleenexes.
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#5
What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?
None, but you can get food poisoning.
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#6
Interestingly enough, you can get STDs from a toilet seat...
But only if you sit down before the other guy gets off. Source: QI
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#7
Honey-girl,,,,, your skirt is so short
,,,, your STD's are showing
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#8
A STD You Can Get From Performing After performing, what STD did the performer get from the audience?
**The Clap**
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#9
I'm gonna date the first guy to come out of this "Free STD Screenings!" van.
#goodplan
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#10
UGH.
When I text girls that I have standards, I really need to stop abbreviating the word standards to STDs.
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#11
I'm kind of clueless about pop culture.
I thought "Hogwarts" was an STD
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#12
What's in an STD salad?
green pees
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#13
TIL Doctors can screen for STDs by placing a feather along the skin between the penis and the butthole.
Doctors don't use this screening method, however, because the test tickles.
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#14
I visited Canada and got
an STD Hepatitis A.
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#15
Why is african education so behind?
Because instead of learning their abcs they learn their stds
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#16
A SO with an STD is like Play-Dough, They're
fun to play with, not to eat.
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#17
You know what they say about
STD'S Sharing is caring
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#18
What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?
Gatoraids.
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#19
Is it true that you can get an STD from public toilets?
Only if you sit down before the last guy has gotten up.
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#20
Pick up line I put the STD in
stud, but all I need is you.
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