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#1
Church basketball What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?
Slam NUNk Who's their MVP? Stephen Mary
#2
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire :)
#3
Stephen Hawking finally published his new book.
It's about time.
#4
Marriage counsellor: What's the problem?
Wife: He is so literal. It drives me mad. MC: And how do you feel, Stephen? Me: With my hands.
#5
Trapped beneath the feet of a bearded giant...
Cut off from the world. Stephen King & Pixar present: "A BUG'S LIFE 3: UNDER THE GNOME"
#6
My friend Stephen misheard me when I invited him to this CrossFit gym.
He's going to have a hell of a time running in stilettos.
#7
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs ?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire
#8
How does Stephen Hawking commit suicide?
Alt-F4
#9
Stephen Hawking says we've got about 1,000 years to find a new place to live.
That isn't even enough time for my girlfriend to pack.
#10
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
#11
I tried changing my facebook name into Stephen
Hawking but it said the username is invalid.
#12
Stephen Hawking masturbating Now
there's a stroke of genius
#13
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?
Because he can't do stand up
#14
What do scientists and vegetables have in common?
Stephen Hawking
#15
What's the most intelligent breakfast?
A Stephen Fry-up.
#16
Stephen Hawking says artificial intelligence could destroy the human race.
Sorry Stephen, but my money's on LACK of intelligence.
#17
A lot of people say that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger...
Stephen Hawking disagrees.
#18
How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?
He knows a lot about black holes
#19
Stephen Hawkins goes on a date....
he comes back a couple of hours later with broken glasses, grazed knees, twisted ankle. She'd stood him up.
#20
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
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