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Stork Jokes

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What Are Stork Jokes?

Stork Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of stork jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies...
And the swallow that brings no babies.
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#2
It's about time I talked to the boy about the birds and the bees.
If memory serves, it's the stork that delivers and the swallow receives?
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#3
If storks bring human babies what bring monster babies?
Cranes.
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#4
*suddenly pulls away from kissing* BUT WHERE
DOES THE STORK GET THE BABY FROM?!?
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#5
Here's to the stork that brings good babies...
Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the swallow...that brings *no* babies!
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#6
Abortions occur when the Stork is flying over a ravine,
gets tired of carrying things and says "Fuck this."
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#7
If storks bring white babies and crows bring black babies, then what brings no babies......
a couple of swallows !!
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#8
If storks bring white babies, and crows bring black babies, what birds bring no babies?
Swallows.
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#9
Goodnight honey.
"Daddy, where do babies come from?" The stork flies them in. "Why's it take 9 months?" Wind resistance. Go to sleep.
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#10
If storks bring white babies and crows bring black babies, then what brings no babies?
Swallows
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#11
I was born on 09.11.2001 and I suffer of autism
Cause: The stork crashed and I'v hit my head
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#12
If a stork brings white babies and a crow brings black babies, what brings no babies?
A little Swallow.
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#13
Here's to the stork that brings good babies...
"Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the crow that brings bad babies, and the swallow that brings no babies at all!"
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#14
What bird tastes just like butter ?
A stork !
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#15
Friend at work hit me with this.
(Sorry if repost.) If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brings black babies. What brings no babies? The Swallow.
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#16
How does the stork bring babies?
It pokes holes in condoms.
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#17
[kisses daughter goodnight] Sleep tight.
"Daddy, where do babies come from?" Um, the Stork. [stork knocks on bedroom window] He's lying.
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#18
Hey guys where do Chemists come from?
... From the *Stork*iometry. I'll see myself out now.
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#19
Imagine a world not only without sex but where there is the constant
threat that a stork will just drop a fucking baby off at your house.
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#20
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A Swallow.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and stork jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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