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Straw Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of straw jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of?
ANSWER: Straw.
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#2
The Daffy Dictionary Straw Poll (n.) Something
you find on an aroused scarecrow.
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#3
My jokes are like
straws They suck.
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#4
Quick!
What's protocol for when he opens my car door for me and just shy of 7,000 Sonic straw wrappers fall out?
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#5
Perhaps the most gut wrenching part of my day is the moment I
look in my fast food bag to see if they remembered my straw
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#6
The worst straw man argument in history was when Sir
Mix-a-Lot pretended that some guys hate butts.
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#7
Did you hear about that group of midgets suing the local bar?
Yeah, they were upset with how short the stools were. The judge threw out the case, though; told them they were grasping at straws.
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#8
Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws?
A: Practice.
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#9
Hi, my name's Ray.
I'll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun. *misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*
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#10
Why did the gay scarecrows get divorced after their surrogate mother aborted their IVF baby on obamacare?
The whole thing was one big straw man argument.
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#11
My friend was in a terrible accident, and now has to breathe
through a straw ...you could say he sucks at life.
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#12
Waiter: Can I get you something to drink?
Me: just cheese dip Waiter: .... Me: With a straw please
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#13
[stops girl before she walks in the puddle] "I got
this one babe, *pulling out a straw* stand back"
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#14
[Date Night] I poured us a bubble bath.
Him: *sigh* is it Sprite again? *sipping seductively from tub with a krazy straw*: Just get in.
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#15
I sprayed Taylor Swift's new perfume on me then started writing a five
page letter to the boy who forgot to put a straw in my bag at Arby's.
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#16
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie
...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette
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#17
UPS guy just acted like he'd never seen anyone answer
the door in a super hero cape & a straw farmer hat.
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#18
[unleashes dog at dog park] me: don't embarrass me now dog: i won't
*sees pretty girl* me: hi, i'm dog: he drinks wine through a straw
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#19
[Ancient Egypt job centre] - Name?
"Ankhesenamun" - How do you spell that? "Reed comb water Ankh, bendy straw water shitting priest"
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#20
I woke up with a horse's head in my bed.
And straw. And the rest of the horse's body. And cows. And a tractor. And this is a barn, I guess.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and straw jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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