What Are Stray Jokes?
Stray Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of stray jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Kim Davis's Daughter was Fired by the
SPCA She wouldn't feed the strays
#2
Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?
He didn't know he had it in him.
#3
John Goodman descends from the sky on his hang glider,
scooping stray cats into his mouth like a pelican.
#4
My Medical Emergency Contact is a girl from college who promised she'd
pluck any stray hairs off my face if I slipped into a coma.
#5
I found a stray cat.
I looked at its collar and saw a phone number. I thought, "No wonder your family disowned you, you fucking slut."
#6
Hungry?
The hell with a snickers. Look to her cleavage, you'll find at least two snacks there and maybe some stray popcorn.
#7
[landlord walks in apartment] "I told you no pets!" That's a stray gerbil.
"And those fish??" ...stray fish. SHOO FISH, SCRAM
#8
I found a stray cat today.
Sadly, my dad is allergic to them so I had to put him down. At least I still have the cat for comfort.
#9
"IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!!!" I yell at the guy next
to me at the red light while tweezing stray hairs from my chin.
#10
Accidentally used AXE shampoo to wash my cat the other
day and now he's boxing strays and impregnated 17 dogs
#11
This stray cat on my balcony is looking
at me like I'm invading its privacy.
#12
"A gripping tale of love and survival..." is how one reviewer described
me tumbling down the stairs while trying to retrieve a stray M&M.
#13
Lesbians are like stray cats.
There are more of them than you think.
#14
How come when I find a stray dog, take it home, and give it a bath everyone calls me a saint...
...but when I do it with a kid everyone just calls me a priest?
#15
The correct response to "How was your weekend?" is "Fine." If you ever
stray from that dialogue, please know that nobody gives a shit.
#16
By 5, the human child can walk and feed itself, but doesn't yet stray from
home, as it relies on parents for tablet charging and maintenance
#17
A city worker was removing a stray bar extending out in to a sidewalk at forehead level...
Thousands of comedians pummeled him to death, and the jokes continued.
#18
I was helping Animal Control round up a stray dog today, and was hoping to get credit for the catch.
But he got the collar.
#19
Why are there no stray dogs in China?
Have you heard of stray chickens?
#20
My neighbours just submitted a petition that I stop setting traps
for stray pigs after I caught my 16th police man today.
Why People Enjoy Stray Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and stray jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love stray jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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