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Stretch Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of stretch jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
FITNESS TIP: Stretching is important.
Stretch out flat on your back. Stretch your eyelids over your eyes. Stretch a blanket over your body.
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#2
Why do the ladies love Jesus?
He's hung like this. (Stretch out arms.) Really one that you have to tell in person, but it's my favorite.
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#3
It's my dream to take a stretch limo to a drive thru, pay at the first
window & pick up my food at the second window without moving my car.
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#4
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch
yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!
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#5
A gambling addict begins his 5th stretch of therapy...
"It failed 4 times in a row, so it's bound to work this time."
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#6
I don't know if you guys will get my yoga joke...
... it's kind of a stretch.
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#7
Have you heard about the billboard company who only did JPEG files?
I heard they got a lot of stretch marks.
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#8
[Racist] Why can't African Americans stretch their arms?
Because they're handcuffed.
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#9
Karma is like a rubber-band...it can only stretch so
far before it comes back and smacks you in the face!
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#10
I don't believe my friend's story about the time he fit a whole watermelon up his ass.
It's just too much of a stretch.
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#11
The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating,
while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.
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#12
How girls put on their pants: *Left leg* *Right leg* *Wiggle*
*Wiggle* *Jump* *Jump* *Squat* *Stretch* Done..
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#13
Have you heard the new yoga joke?
It's kind of a stretch...
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#14
What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??
A stretch
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#15
I keep my wine glasses on the top shelf
to make sure I stretch daily.
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#16
How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?
They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
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#17
They say yoga is the best form of exercise
But I think that's kind of a stretch.
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#18
How do you stretch your back?
"I don't know." **shrugs*
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#19
They say you should warm up before you exercise.
Sounds like a stretch to me.
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#20
[creation of bats] God:
stretch out that mouse
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Our collection features 34 Stretch Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Stretch Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Stretch Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and stretch jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Stretch Jokes safe for all ages?
Most stretch jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Stretch Jokes?
stretch jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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