What Are Strikes Jokes?
Strikes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of strikes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[Being murdered] (with every stab, i move my body so that the murderer
strikes acupuncture points which, to his dismay, makes me feel great)
#2
Boyfriend and Girlfriend are at a baseball game the boyfriend leans over the girlfriend
and says, "I'll kiss you on the strikes, if you kiss me on the balls"
#3
I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes
me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan.
#4
Q: Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?
A: Because snakes make lots of strikes.
#5
If your clock strikes thirteen, what time is it?
Time to get a new clock.
#6
Chuck Norris strikes
fear into zombies.
#7
Youtube Joke Youtube is like baseball,
three strikes and you're out.
#8
Lightning never strikes twice in one place.
Chuck Norris wont let it.
#9
How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
#10
I named my penis "Che Guevara"...
... because he strikes fast and retracts even faster. ^^^Also ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^funny ^^^beard.
#11
Members of my family suffer from a medical condition
called "death," but it only strikes late in life.
#12
Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
#13
Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?
It's a perfect 5/7.
#14
If a man strikes thee on one cheek, turn to him the other.
Then, having shown thyself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him.
#15
Just learned that if lightning strikes within 50 feet of you, you
can speak every language simultaneously and pee out of your eyes.
#16
Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
#17
BREAKING: Judge strikes down Kentucky ban on gay marriage, but ruling on
hold while state appeals for right to keep treating gays like shit.
#18
I wonder if, in Ancient Greece, Lighting strikes were
considered an "Act of God" by insurance companies.
#19
Star Wars: A New Hope Star Wars: Return of the
Jobs Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Cash
#20
I hate it when..
I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark, My white friend in snow, My Chinese friend in sand, And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strikes.
Why People Enjoy Strikes Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and strikes jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love strikes jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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