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String Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of string jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I ate 2 pieces of string...
When they came out they were tied together. I shit you knot.
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#2
Today I broke a G string while fingering
A minor Dammit, playing guitar is hard!
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#3
My wife asked, "How do cheese strings work?" I started to laugh, but then I stopped.
How do cheese strings work?
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#4
Did you hear the guitarist who got in trouble?
He was fingering a G string but didn't notice it was A minor.
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#5
What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
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#6
Did any of you hear about that pedo music teacher?
The one who broke a G string while fingering A minor.
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#7
What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?
They both sell G-strings
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#8
How do you know the bartender didn't appreciate your drunken
pass at her She's stirring your bloody mary with a string.
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#9
A tiny Tarzan swinging from
your Tampon string.
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#10
I'm giving away parachutes for free.
No strings attached.
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#11
Here, have my marionette set.
"Cool. How much for it?" Just take it "For free? What's the catch?" No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
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#12
People keep telling me PHP is a dirty language...
Until I shove a string up there asses and turn it into a multidimensional array.
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#13
Nothing says "I'm single" like a string cheese
wrapper in the bathroom trash can.
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#14
If I ever become a filthy millionaire, I'm gonna string 50 smartwatches together and create
a batman belt of gadgets out of them I know it's a waist of time, but it'll be worth it.
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#15
9 yo: Hey dad, where is the rest of that ladies bikini?
Me: That is actually called a G-string, son. 9: Oh, does the "G" stand for gross?
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#16
Either that loud scream was a patient yelling for help or Fred pulled
the string on the bird's tail for quitting time- Why my cw hates me
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#17
Do you think the rattlesnake is ever embarrassed that he
has a stupid baby toy at the end of his string body
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#18
Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
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#19
Swallowed two pieces of string this morning.
A little while ago they came out tied together... I shit you knot!
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#20
How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?
She pulled some strings.
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