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Strip Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of strip jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Dad: When you turn 18, I'm taking you to the strip club.
Teen: Of course not dad! Dad: Oh shut up Jessica, it's time for you to start bringing money to the house.
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#2
ME (pulling wishbone): I won WIFE: what'd u wish for?
M: uh world peace W: Nice *human-sized bacon strip walks into kitchen* Hey, what's up?
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#3
Tried seducing my wife with a 'lil strip tease.
She said it was going well right up until I got naked and spread my butt cheeks in her face.
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#4
I have a concrete strip on my front lawn painted to look like a slip n
slide and every summer 10 to 15 kids learn a valuable lesson on it.
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#5
For my photography project, I took my camera to a strip club
Everyone in my photos came out a little over-exposed.
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#6
*strips off clothes, stands on desolate highway holding
sign saying "Last Naked Guy For 75 Miles"
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#7
I brought my camera to a strip club for my photography project I
ended up failing because everyone in my photos was over-exposed.
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#8
A clown walks into a strip club and says...
Someone throw a pie in my face!
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#9
Do you know the difference between a strip club and an elementary school?
If you dont your a sick mothafucker!!!
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#10
Wifey put some girly glitter soap in the bathroom.
This morning I look like I either just came from the strip club, or showered with Ke$ha.
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#11
Why did the chicken...
...cross the Mobius strip?
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#12
Why does the shortage of strip clubs in the middle east make ISIS so angry?
Because there aren't enough ho stages.
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#13
A coffee shop opened up inside a strip
club Its name is "Grinds for Divorce"
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#14
Why is the Democratic electoral landscape like a Moebius strip?
Cause no matter what you do, there always seems to be a Clinton claiming to be "on your side" . . .
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#15
A mama's boy is frantically running out of a strip club yelling...
MY MOMMA TOLD ME IF I EVER CAME INTO A PLACE LIKE THIS I'D TURN INTO STONE. AND I FEEL IT'S STARTING
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#16
You ever been to the strip club on that ice planet?
I heard it's pretty Hoth
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#17
Had a big mix up at the store today, apparently when the clerk
said "strip down facing me," she meant my credit card.
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#18
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay strip club Knock! Knock! *who's there?* The chicken.
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#19
If there were no bad parents there
would be no good strip clubs.
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#20
Stripper joke (NSFW?) A man walks into a strip club and immediately gets some action from a stripper.
He walks out, satisfied, and says, "Wow, what great cervix!"
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