What Are Stripper Jokes?
Stripper Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of stripper jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
only thing keeping me from being
stripper is about 60 pounds
#2
[harsh] I'm very open-minded, if I have a daughter she can be whatever she wants when she turns
18: stripper, whore, you name it ...because by then she's gotten too old for my tastes anyway.
#3
Doctors just told me I have "stripper lung" from inhaling too much
brass polish & if I go back to "JIGGLERS" again I'll die.
#4
What do you call a socialite stripper?
a peeler of the community!
#5
What is it called when one punches a stripper?
A hoedown!
#6
What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?
They both slowly remove clogs. ^^They're ^^also ^^both ^^in ^^a ^^barrel ^^in ^^my ^^garage.
#7
What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?
They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !
#8
What do you call a stripper donkey?
A Horse.
#9
Have you seen that clip of the LGBT stripper who's incorporated martial arts into her routine?
No? Well if you want to, just Google "Gypsy Bruce Lee".
#10
Pretty Punny!
What did the cat stripper say when she found out she was being replaced by a younger pussy?????? You've gotta be Kitten me!
#11
Mr.
Peanut was arrested for drunk and disorderly at a local Strip Club The arresting officer said it wasn't the first time he'd busted a nut in front of a stripper and it wouldn't be the last.
#12
What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?
"RAMs a make a dance!"
#13
OC: What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?
They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)
#14
Three strippers walk
into a bar Mitzvah
#15
Two blondes and a stripper walk into a bar.
The second blonde should have seen it coming. The stripper usually does.
#16
I was practicing moves on a stripper pole, when all of a sudden I heard a loud ringing.
Then 3 firemen fell from the sky and crushed me.
#17
What do you call a 350 pound stripper?
Broke
#18
Have you ever opened your wallet and wondered if your dollar
bills have ever been in a stripper's butt crack?
#19
If a stripper got "$20" tattooed on each asscheek, she could bend
over & say "Hindsight's $20/$20!" ...What a money maker!
#20
I used to date a Mobius stripper...
...I broke up with her when I found out that she would never stop.
Why People Enjoy Stripper Jokes
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Another reason people love stripper jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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