What Are Students Jokes?
Students Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of students jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
"UK Students Die In Safari Crash" I bet they wished
they'd just stuck with Internet Explorer now.
#2
Worst math joke I know.
Two students sit in a geometry class. One says to the other "I'm cold!" The other says "go sit in the corner." "Why?" replies the first. "Because its 90 degrees!"
#3
I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers...
Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.
#4
Why did all of the frog guidance counselor's students become construction workers?
The only advice he could give them was "rivet, rivet."
#5
Ph.D students should not eat apples...
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
#6
Students of Chemistry Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
#7
Law Students Why are law students known for drinking?
They are getting ready for the Bar exam.
#8
Why did the funny kid in class have no friends?
The rest of the students were scared of class clowns...
#9
If we paid teachers more, they'd probably stop dating their students.
At this point, a 16 year old working at Quiznos doubles their income.
#10
Don't hand out condoms to high school students.
Take away their deodorant and toothbrush. That'll cut down teen pregnancy
#11
Schools are reporting a massive jump in average ACT scores.
On a completely unrelated note, the amount of black students taking the ACT is at a all time low.
#12
Dear law students: my opposing counsel just asked her witness how old she was when she turned 18.
You'll be fine.
#13
There's a school in my town so rough they have to check students for weapons at the gate.
If you don't have one they give you one. Certified Dad quality joke. Tried it out on my kids this morning.
#14
Now a Days never ask a ...
Never ask: ... A Woman Her Age.! . > > . A Man his Salary.!!! . . . ANd Now a days.... A students , His Percentage... . Its hurts source: http://www.newgags.com
#15
School in Canada makes non-vaccinated students stay home to halt the spread of measles.
Better safe than sorry.
#16
70% of all university students identify themselves as procrastinators.
.. The other 30% haven't gotten round to it yet.
#17
A teacher finds his students have drawn penises on the whiteboard, so he rubs them all off.
He is now a registered sex offender.
#18
Rave culture: A professor rushes two of his students to the maternity ward and says to the doctor...
"Brah! My pupils are super dilated right now!"
#19
Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs
#20
264 students died in a school fire...
in Beijing earlier today. The most tragic thing was they all got out safely, ran around the building, and then ran back inside.
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