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What Are Sugar Jokes?

Sugar Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sugar jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?
Hi sugar
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#2
One day I mixed my girlfriend up with flour and butter then I stirred in some milk and sugar.
She's scone now...
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#3
Tea without sugar isn't "unsweetened tea".
It's. Just. Tea.
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#4
wife: "remember when i said you were too friendly all the time?"
me: [making cup of tea] "no im not" burglar: "two sugars please"
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#5
Cane sugar is the best!
It just can't be beet!
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#6
Did you know sugar is the only word that begins with an 's' that makes a 'sh' sound?
I'm sure of it.
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#7
Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet.
If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.
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#8
*Police bust through door* -QUICK FLUSH ALL THE SUGAR -WAIT, WHY!?
-I DON'T KNOW, THEY DO IT IN THE MOVIES!
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#9
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
But roses are wilting, violets are dead, sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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#10
Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you...
But don't worry, worrying is also bad for you too.
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#11
What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?
He raised Cain.
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#12
Me: I can't seem to lose weight CW: Have you tried cutting back on your
sugar intake Me:*stirring coffee with snickers bar* What do you mean
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#13
When someone says "but i thought..." in defense Well, a guy thought that shit is a sugar so he shat into his cofee.
How did that help him, hm? Props to my dad for this one.
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#14
Knock Knock - Who's there?
Tyfe ... Tyfe Who? Yes, thanks. Milk and two sugars please.
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#15
A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar.
Now that's a sweet ass.
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#16
I don't believe ppl who "don't masturbate cuz it's not the real thing."
When I run out of Frosted Flakes, I put sugar on my Corn Flakes.
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#17
Ok, I'm finally off dairy.
Next is sugar, then heroin.
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#18
Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?
A: Sweet fuck all.
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#19
My wife and I were talking about obscure animals.
She said, "I want to get a manatee." "That's very generous," I replied, "I take it with two sugars."
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#20
So I'm ordering a coffee...
I tell the barista, "French Roast, two sugars, no cream." The barista responds, "I'm sorry sir we're all out of cream, would you like your coffee without any milk instead?"
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