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Superman Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of superman jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare
Kryptonite that all his enemies have.
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#2
If kryptonite is Superman's only weakness, what is Supperman's only weakness?
Leftovernite
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#3
Something tells me a handjob from Superman would be....
...a ripoff
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#4
Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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#5
Why is pulling out 100% effective for superman?
They never survive the 1000ft fall to earth. (Thanks Drawn Together)
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#6
What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?..
Quark Kent.
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#7
Why is everyone worried about meteors instead of the
possibility that Russia just got their own Superman?
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#8
Joe is getting ready his Batman impression...
So he decides to show his friend Bob. "Hey Bob, wanna see a Batman impression?" "Okay." "NOT THE KRYPTONITE!" "That's Superman." "Thanks Bob!"
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#9
Superman's Google searches: "Strongest hero" "Strongest hero.
Not Hulk" "Fastest hero" "Fastest hero. Not Flash" "Phone booth for sale"
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#10
"How do we hide Superman's identity?" They asked.
A man kicked in the door & yelled "With glasses!" & everyone started clapping for him.
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#11
Superman: Kinda sucks you can't fly.
Batman: It's okay. Superman: Why? Batman: My planet hasn't exploded, so I can still walk and drive.
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#12
Superman: Where's Batman?
Wonder Woman: *shrugs* Firestorm: I dunno Green Lantern: ... Superman: Oh shit, we forgot Batman can't fly again!!
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#13
Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped
by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn't worth saving.
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#14
What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?
They both paralyze superman
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#15
There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman.
So, in answer to your question - probably a bird.
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#16
SANTA: Mhm, and I see here that you have the power of flight, which wo-
SUPERMAN W/ ANTLERS TIED TO HIS HEAD: Look, I really need this job.
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#17
Lois: "I saw Batman yesterday.
He's put on a lot of weight" Clark: *lowers glasses* "More like Fat- Lois: "Oh my god it's Superman"
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#18
Why is Superman wanted by the police?
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
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#19
superman isn't that special...
anyone can stop a speeding bullet... once
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#20
"Let's go around the room & name our biggest fears" SUPERMAN: Kryptonite
BATMAN: Bats MARIO: When a turtle slowly walks in my direction
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