What Are Supper Jokes?
Supper Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of supper jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My dad "Girls are the devil, always remember that son" says my married
father while we were eating supper in front of my mother/his wife
#2
[Jesus' dating profile] I love wine that's made from water, taking
long walks on the ocean and going to supper w my friends.
#3
My coworker asked me to guess who invented sliced bread.
I said Jesus at the last supper because if I were Jesus why would my bread **not** come apart in clean slices?
#4
Mr Monster: Oi hurry up with my supper.
Mrs Monster: Oh do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands.
#5
Wife and I go to subway...
She says she can't decide between a 12" or a 6". I told her get the 6" sandwich and I'll give you 8 inches after supper
#6
Each week our panel of 3 celebrity chefs compete to create the ultimate
final meal for a death row inmate on LAST SUPPER, this fall on FOX
#7
First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.
#8
[the last supper] Waiter: ok, your bill comes
to 30 pieces of silver Judas: I got this
#9
Judas: Still on for Friday?
"Jesus: Friday?" "Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper." "Jesus: The what?" "Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."
#10
My mom caught me smoking weed.
She punished me by sending me to my room without any supper.
#11
[Last supper] Jesus: Same time next week guys?
*they all nod* Judas: I'll book a table for 12 Jesus: you mean 13 Judas: yeah..13, I meant 13
#12
Knock Knock Who's there !
Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !
#13
I can't help but think that The Last Supper must have been a bit tense...
...with Jesus relating the bread to his broken skin and the wine to his own blood. I bet no one touched the meatballs.
#14
[last supper] Judas: Here, I brought this Jesus: A bottle of wine?
Srsly? I need that like I need a hole in my hand Judas: *winks at camera*
#15
What did Jesus say at the last supper?
You guys wanna take a picture? Ok come over to this side of the table.
#16
[last supper] Jesus (to Judas): so your facebook status said you were anxious?
Anything u wanted to say Judas (sweating): no not really
#17
[Jesus at Last Supper] [holds up bread] This is my body [holds up wine]
This is my blood [holds up Instagram pic] This was my breakfast
#18
[last supper] "Tonight, one of you will betray me for 20 pieces of
silver." "30." "Sorry Judas?" [sips wine] "I didn't say anything."
#19
Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper:
"If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table."
#20
What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?
"Lettuce, pray."
Why People Enjoy Supper Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and supper jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love supper jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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