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Sure Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sure jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Can a ninja kill you from 20ft away?
Sure he can.
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#2
Dating is a lot like fishing Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
But until i catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod.
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#3
Porn Hub has pledged to plant a new tree for every hundred videos viewed on its site.
The amount of tissue paper I get through, I'm still not sure that's environmentally sustainable.
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#4
Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty looks.
I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours.
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#5
I'm not exactly sure who Pavlov is...
But the name does ring a bell.
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#6
Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight.
Not sure which ones were in costume...
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#7
"Sure it's a dental PRACTICE, but dont fret, I know what I'm doing.
Open wide." *opens wide* "Ok which ones are the teeths? Where are teeth"
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#8
This guy on GMA is thanking God b/c he survived 2 plane crashes.
I'm pretty sure "God" is trying to kill him.
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#9
Be sure you are standing on your left foot and only your left foot at midnight tonight...
...so that you start the new year off on the right foot!
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#10
What did the blind fortune teller tell his customer i can see
your future (I'm not sure if this has been posted already)
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#11
Son: "Dad, can we talk about the sex with my girlfriend?" Dad: "Sure.
What's up, buddy?" Son: "Could you please stop doing it?"
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#12
What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?
"Sure you can!"
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#13
My mood ring was stolen today.
I'm not sure how I feel about it.
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#14
My best friend was talking to me about proposing to his girlfriend.
I'm not sure though, she's not really my type.
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#15
Damn, boy are you Cosmo magazine?
cause you sure have issues with women
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#16
If you ever get a job at a bank, take care not to slice your hand open while handling notes and coins.
If that happens, you'll be sure to get a pay cut.
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#17
People change.
Except for that homeless guy down the street. Pretty sure he's had the same clothes on since the 90's.
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#18
Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife, but I'm pretty
sure she'll figure out that I'm just after my money.
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#19
[On phone with Pizza Hut] Me: I texted my order 4 hrs ago!
PH: Are you sure you didn't tweet it...again? Me: PH: Sir? Me: K. Love you. Bye.
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#20
Pretty sure this dollar store toothpaste
is just white paint.
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