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What Are Surface Jokes?

Surface Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of surface jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#21
My friend and I applied for work at the new submarine factory.
I don't know if we'll get jobs, but we'll see what surfaces.
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#22
"I'd hit that." Clearly what my head thinks about cupboard
doors and other hard surfaces when I least expect it.
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#23
A surface topologist sits in a coffee shop thinking deeply about his research...
he takes a sip from his doughnut.
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#24
"Huge hole found growing on surface of Sun" *drops string cheese*
"This hole is no cause for alarm" *picks up string cheese*
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#25
What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person?
'Caution- Hot surface' in braille.
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#26
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: In a mirror! Well any reflective surface really, windows, shiny cars, puddles...
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#27
So I was using a zester on a lemon recently, when I paused for a second and realised...
..that I was only just scratching the surface.
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#28
Wife online?
Kids asleep? Time to relax & unwind with a damp cloth and a bottle of multi-surface cleaner. 'Me time'.
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#29
They say we know more about the surface of Mars than we do about the bottom of the ocean
which is still twice as much as I know about the second page of a Google Search
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#30
When wearing a logo or clever t-shirt, make sure your rack looks good.
No one likes reading stuff on a lumpy, wavy surface. You too, ladies.
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#31
*job interview* "Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Mirrors, puddles of water.
Basically anything with a reflective surface."
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#32
What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called?
Mardi grass.
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#33
If there are three gay guys in a bath and a lump of cum floats to the surface, what do they say?
Who farted?
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#34
three gay guys are in a hot tub [NSFW] when a big blob of semen floats to the surface.
one guy says while looking at the other 2 "ok, who farted?"
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#35
My microwave broke.
So, we're finding innovative alternatives. Did y'all know the surface on top of the oven heats up, too? Honest to God.
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#36
I got in trouble with my date for not opening the car door for her...
Instead I just swam for the surface
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#37
So there's a hot tub full gays...
A condom floats to the surface and one of them says: "Alright, who farted?"
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#38
Swim swim swim breach surface fly through air
catch seagull swim nom nom nom swim swim
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#39
U.S.
vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices. Machines' reflective glass surface not doing the trick.
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#40
Simple instructions from FBI to crack any almost any iPhone.
Drop face-down on hard surface from about 4 feet in the air. That should do the trick.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and surface jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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