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Surgery Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of surgery jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I had to take my horse to get surgery last week
The doctor told me he's in stable condition
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#2
I can't understand how Bruce Jenner wants to become a woman The plastic surgery has got
be mildly painful, but the sucking out of half the brain has got be excruciating.
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#3
"Why do people get plastic surgery?
Why can't you just admit that it's over? Stop trying to look fuckable in your 50's." @MaleHonesty86
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#4
A: My dog had a nose surgery - B: How does he smell?
A: Terrible!
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#5
Unraveling iPod earbuds in less than 10 minutes qualifies
you to perform surgery in most 3rd world countries.
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#6
Doctor, How was the surgery?
surgery? But... was this not an autopsy???!!!
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#7
Watched a documentary about retina surgery the other day..
It was eye-opening.
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#8
I wear my tattoos on the inside.
Ever since having discount back surgery from a guy named "Spider."
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#9
Spelling is very important in cosmetic surgery
no one wants buttocks injected into their face
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#10
I would not advise turning your frown upside down.
The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance.
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#11
What do you call a hard rock fan going through gender reassignment surgery?
A transition metal.
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#12
I was blind for a while after eye surgery.
Those were dark times.
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#13
This ones for those college students and there finals This is really just a good analogy.
Finals are like plastic surgery, you go in with A's and you come out with D's!
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#14
Nurse: Taking you back into surgery.
Something was sewn inside you. Me: What? Can I talk to the surgeon? [from my stomach] I'm right here
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#15
My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery!
Upvote for visibility.
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#16
Open heart surgery?
No, just rip it out.
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#17
I wanna get Transitions Lens LASIK surgery, so that when I'm out
in the sun my eyes go black and children will run away from me.
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#18
"Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous" "I see a lot of new faces
in here this week and i just have to say I'm really disappointed"
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#19
I loaned my friend $15K for plastic surgery...
And now I don't know what he looks like.
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#20
The doctor told me I couldn't lift large objects for two weeks after surgery.
Guess I'll be peeing sitting down for awhile.
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