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Surprises Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of surprises jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My girlfriend said she liked surprises.
But you should have seen her face when I told her I have chlamydia.
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#2
I live 30 feet from my mother-in-law,
Hell holds no surprises.
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#3
GOD: That's the last of the animals.
Now add warning colors to the poison ones ANGEL: Will do GOD: But not all of them, keep some surprises
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#4
He said he liked surprises, but when I showed up late at night dressed
as a clown and knocked on his window, it's all screaming and shit.
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#5
Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy .
Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me.
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#6
I had 2 big surprises today.
The first one was that the Thai massage centre at the bottom of my road is actually a brothel...
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#7
Sorry I yelled "SURPRISE!" when you caught me in bed with your husband.
I was unaware that you don't like surprises.
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#8
My dad says he hates surprises...
So I wrapped all his Christmas presents in cellophane.
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#9
There is a woman on this plane going on vacation with a cat in a carrier.
Because cats love surprises, travel, and unfamiliar surroundings.
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#10
All girls love surprises.
I didn't know putting a snake in her handbag was wrong. We can't understand women.
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#11
If a woman asks if you "notice anything new" tell her "I do, your beauty
surprises me every day." Then continue thinking about velociraptors
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#12
Surprises are always more fun...
unless it's a baby. They tend to startle easily, so an ill-timed surprise may actually upset them.
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#13
Marriage is full of surprises but it's mostly just asking
each other "do you have to do that right now?"
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#14
HYPNOTIST: YOU ARE FEELING SLEEPY ME: kinda safe bet there HYPNOTIST:
YOU WILL DANCE LIKE AN OCTOPUS ME: again, still no surprises.
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