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Symphony Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of symphony jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Lets go to the symphony Beethoven: You guys want some symphonies tonight!?
Crowd: **cheers loudly** Beethoven: I can't hear you!
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#2
What was Beethoven's favorite food?
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
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#3
What kind of music do phones love to hear?
A symphony
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#4
Trouble brewing at Symphony Hall.
It's the bottom of Beethoven's 9th, and the bassists are loaded.
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#5
Symphony of puns i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music...
Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!
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#6
I hate weddings, funerals and the symphony.
I never know when to clap.
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#7
Imagine going to a theater in 1765 to see Mozart play symphony number 30
but as soon as he starts playing, the bass drops and people go nuts
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#8
What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?
An *and*chestra.
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#9
LOUD PART, quiet part, LOUD PART, quiet part.
There, I wrote a symphony. What's the big deal?
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#10
Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?
It was done in A minor.
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#11
What's a pedophiles favorite piece of classical music?
Symphony in A Minor
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#12
Massacre between rival musicians at the Symphony Orchestra today, .
Authorities have condemned this act of Violins
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#13
Beethoven hyping the crowd.
Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY? *crowd cheers* Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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#14
What are a priest's favourite symphony...
The ones that start with a#(minor)
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#15
Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
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#16
I heard a backwards symphony coming from Beethoven's
grave Turns out he's decomposing
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#17
What symphony is a pedophiles favorite?
Mozart's magic flute in A minor.
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#18
My mother took me to the symphony when I was a child..
But we had to leave because of all the sax and violins.
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#19
What do you call a symphony of whales?
An orcastra
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#20
What symphony is a pedophiles favorite?
Mozarts' Flute in A minor
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