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What Are Tail Jokes?

Tail Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tail jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why is a cat like a penny?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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#2
99% Indians work on the Principle of Rockets.
It doesn't mean we aim for the sky. It means, we don't start work unless our tail is on fire
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#3
were do animals go when their tails fall off?
The retail store. Edit: WHERE NOT WERE I'M RETARDED I KNOW :(((((
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#4
What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?
It won't be long now...
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#5
Turtles sniff tails to find mates but when I do it, it's "disturbing" &
I "need to leave yoga," or "at least wait til I'm off the treadmill"
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#6
I always thought 007 had split personality disorder...
When he's spying: James Bond. When he's chasing tail: James Boned.
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#7
Your place or mine?
Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
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#8
Yet another Clinton picks
heads Over tail.
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#9
What does Vin Diesel call "pin the tail on the donkey"?
Fasten the furry ass.
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#10
What is the best letter who represent a man?
(A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
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#11
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky.
1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would if your tail was on fire.
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#12
*Robocop smashes tail light* Uh oh, that's a citation *He drops a
bag of weed* Damn that's 20 years *Robohippie starts to sweat*
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#13
"Do you know why I pulled you over?" *sighs* "Because I'm a sweater" "BECAUSE YOUR A SWE- hehe yeah that's weird but no.
Tail light's out."
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#14
This venomous snake is pretty scary.
What can we do to make it even scarier? Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES
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#15
Why is the number '9' like a peacock?
It's nothing without its tail.
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#16
Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?
The retail store
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#17
Did you know that if you pull off a lizard's tail it'll grow back?
And if you pull it off again the lizard will be like, "Dude, c'mon..."
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#18
Teacher : What is a comet ?
Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !
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#19
Heads, you give me your phone number, tails you go on a date with me.
*flips coin into ceiling fan, it's knocked out a window into the sea*
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#20
If a glow worm were to have its tail cut off ...
... would it be de-lighted?
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Tail Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Tail Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and tail jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Tail Jokes safe for all ages?
Most tail jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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tail jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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