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Take Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of take jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
It takes more muscles to frown than to smile.
So, hate fun or have a fat face, your choice.
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#2
How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.
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#3
Pope joins twitter.
Quits being Pope. Takes twittercide to a whole new level. Your move, drama queens.
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#4
My Dog voilet Rules My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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#5
Jesus take the veal
I am vegetarian
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#6
A fireman's pole is a stripper's
pole that takes you places.
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#7
Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
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#8
Why couldn't JFK become a boxer?
Because he couldn't take a shot to the head!
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#9
"NOAH.
YOU WILL BUILD AN ARK" k "NOT "K" THIS IS IMPORTANT" Sorry "THATS OK. TAKE 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL ON IT" Even fish? *THUNDER* "NO NOT FISH
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#10
Remember the game where you would take turns yelling, "Penis!" in public?
Life was so simple before 9/11.
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#11
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!
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#12
How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they've invented torches.
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#13
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Just Juan.
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#14
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw on a light bulb?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
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#15
You have a man, woman and douchebag who walk into a bar and order a triple shot...
...and Caitlyn Jenner takes it to the face !
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#16
My mom told me not to kill the spider but to take it out...
so I did, we had a few drinks, top lad he is..currently working as a web designer.
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#17
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad that I eventually had to take his bike away.
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#18
What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?
Shall we walk home or take a dog ?
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#19
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dont be silly, feminists cant change anything.
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#20
When 2 Chainz doesn't want to be recognized
he just takes off one chain.
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