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Taking Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of taking jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm on a plane with the dad from Home Alone and it's taking
all my strength to not scream "WE FORGOT KEVIN!"
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#2
Waiter: how do you want your burger?
Me: *points to girl at another table not taking a picture of her dinner* that rare
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#3
"I really regret not taking up bow hunting" I think as
my neighbor fires up his chainsaw at first light.
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#4
You know you're an adult when you suddenly
start taking Bert's side over Ernie's.
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#5
I hate taking my paraplegic dog out for walks.
It's a real drag.
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#6
If the Mexicans are taking all of the jobs, then why do Koreans still rule the nail salons?
Because Tu is better than Juan.
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#7
Get your therapist to start taking you seriously
by pulling a donut out of your purse.
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#8
How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man?
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#9
A woman asked her husband for a divorce after he said they needed to go get new counter tops.
She knew he was taking her for granite.
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#10
I'm going to stop wearing cologne and taking showers...
Because if I'm going to smell like an asshole, I'll do it all natural.
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#11
I booked a suite at a 5 star hotel and when my girlfriend arrived,on the
bed spelled out in rose petals was "be right out,I'm taking a shit"
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#12
What is eternity?
Two self-conscious guys taking a shit in a public restroom.
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#13
32 is taking me to dinner, 29 is taking me to a concert, & 26 is taking me straight to bed.
I don't have kids, did I do that right?
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#14
Wife: "Was that lightning?!" Me: "No, they're
taking pictures for Google earth..."
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#15
You couldn't even imagine how good I am at taking a fake phone call to get out of a boring conversation.
It's Oscar worthy.
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#16
Life is like toilet paper...
Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
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#17
The US government is taking Samsung to court.
They're being charged with a fault in battery.
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#18
whenever i see sombody obsessively taking photos of the sunset, i go up to them & whisper "dont worry..
the sun is gonna come back tomorow"
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#19
If there's a zombie apocalypse and you see
one zombie taking a nap, that will be me
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#20
What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
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