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What Are Tanks Jokes?

Tanks Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tanks jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire?
A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.
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#2
What was the General's answer...
to the President's inquiry, as to what military division has been most under appreciated during his term? "Tanks, Obama."
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#3
Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?
So that they can see the battle.
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#4
Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?
So they can see the battle.
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#5
Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia.
As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them they are going to invade Iran.
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#6
Fighting dumb people with irony is like throwing stones at tanks.
You can do that, but you achieve nothing from it.
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#7
Why do french tanks have rear mirrors?
So they can also see the front lines.
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#8
What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?
Profane tanks.
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#9
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because his tanks wouldn't stop Stallin'.
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#10
Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?
So they can watch the battle
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#11
Why are there windows on the back of French Tanks?
So they can watch the battle.
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#12
Microsoft just announced French tanks are available in World of Tanks...
I'm not sure why I would want to play a game where I could only drive in reverse.
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#13
What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?
"Tanks for the memories"!
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#14
Why do French tanks have review mirrors?
Because they want to see the front line too
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#15
Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?
So they can see the battle.
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#16
Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
So they can see the battle!
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#17
Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?
To see the front
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#18
What was the last thing Hitler said to his men, before they got into their tanks?
Men, get into your tanks.
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#19
Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors?
So they can see the battle.
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#20
Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?
To see the battle.
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