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What Are Tape Jokes?

Tape Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tape jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I know why all those Galaxy Note Sevens keep catching fire!
My mix tape comes pre-installed on them.
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#2
Practicing for my audition tape for "MTV True
Life: Let's go huff some fucking glue"
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#3
Loose weight I feel that the only option for me to loose weight is to either smoke crack or
ingest a tape worm but they both require a commitment level that I am uncomfortable with.
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#4
You see me wildly flailing my arms.
Did I: a) Walk through a spider web? b) Try to wrap something in Saran wrap? c) Try to use Scotch tape?
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#5
Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.
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#6
I wonder if when a porn shop owner gets married, he accidentally
tapes over his porn with wedding footage
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#7
[interrogation] "What do u do for a living?" Jewel thief.
"Louder for the tape." [leans in] Cool beef. I bring hot beef down in temperature.
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#8
Wife finds her husband watching tv Man yells, 'No don't do it!' Man yells louder, 'Don't
do it, you idiot!' Wife asks, 'What are you watching?' Man says 'Our wedding tape.'
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#9
What's the best thing about duct tape?
It turns no, no, no into Mm, Mm, Mmmm
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#10
My 6 year old found the duct tape and
now nothing in my house moves.
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#11
I heard Bill Cosby made a sex tape....
Twice as strong as duct tape.
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#12
[interrogation] "Where were you on the night of the 5th?" "Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape?" [leans in] "Healing pugs.
I'm a pug vet."
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#13
How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
tape velcro to the ceiling.
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#14
How is Ducktape like the Force?
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
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#15
true meaning of duck tape duck tape
turns a no no no to a hmm hmm hmm
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#16
Do you like tapes and CDs?
Cuz I'm gonna tape my dick to your forehead, so you can see deez nuts.
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#17
[interrogation] "Where were u on the nite of the 5th?" Stabbing a guy.
"Louder for the tape." [leans in] Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.
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#18
We're out of duct tape, craft glue, and frozen orange juice
because I made a sandwich while I was drunk last night.
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#19
Shirley Temple, a wonderful example that making sex tapes, twerking, and going to re-hab are NOT necessary to make it in Hollywood.
Classy is ALWAYS in style. RIP Little Princess.
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#20
"Your finest Scotch, please." "Yes, sir," the guy at Staples
says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Tape Jokes?
Our collection features 228 Tape Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Tape Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Tape Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Tape Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Tape Jokes are available?
We currently have 228 Tape Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Tape Jokes?
Tape Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Tape Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and tape jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love tape jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good tape jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Tape Jokes safe for all ages?
Most tape jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Tape Jokes?
tape jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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