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Taxi Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of taxi jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?
They already know everything.
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#2
I was in a taxi when the driver said..
I was in a taxi when the driver said"I love my job! I'm my own boss and nobody tells me what to do!". I said "Great. Now take a left here!"
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#3
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
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#4
On the holidays I got quite drunk and being responsible decided to take a taxi
home It's still in my backyard what do you guys think I should do with it?
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#5
I'm wearing my big rolled up socks again today and I'm doing so with pride.
So all you haters can get in a taxi and chip off.
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#6
Wow, bro you're genius.
Yoo bro... I've cheated a taxi How ? I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away
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#7
How does a german get to the airport?
He heils a taxi!
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#8
Did you hear about the Lord Of The Rings and Taxi Driver fanatic who had a bit of a stutter?
He said to his friend, "Jay, R, R you Tolkein to me?"
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#9
Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother.
Taxi Vader
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#10
What do laws and virgins have in common?
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
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#11
Why were those customers on Crazy Taxi' so pissed off all the time?
SORRY IT TOOK 34 SECONDS TO GET TO PIZZA HUT MA'AM!
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#12
I quit my job as a taxi driver...
I just can't stand people talking behind my back.
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#13
People are always asking me, "When are you going to learn
to drive?" I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
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#14
how do you know when you are in love?
When she taps you on the ass and says "Its in *Love*" **Taxi**
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#15
Sadly, I had to quit my job as a taxi driver...
I just couldn't stand everyone talking behind my back.
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#16
Who drives away all his customers ?
A taxi driver.
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#17
"Taxi" A: Hey, man!
Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
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#18
Father O'Flannagan and
the Taxi Driver
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#19
I saw Jimmy Carr at the train station the other day..
..I guess it's because he doesn't like taxis
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#20
Where do taxi drivers with bad skin go for treatment?
The Taxi Dermist.
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