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What Are Tears Jokes?

Tears Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tears jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Knock,Knock joke Knock, Knock.
Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
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#2
How much of this "no more tears" shampoo do I have
to feed this baby to get it to stop crying?
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#3
A Christmas joke A boy was given a soccer ball for Christmas.
But he cried tears of agony and pain. Why? He had no legs
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#4
What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?
Nothing, he was just full of tears
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#5
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...
Too bad he has never cried.
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#6
Me: Who will I share the sunset with now?!
*sobs* Friend: Bad breakup? Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
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#7
People say his actions move people to tears.
well I wasn't aware he was rapist.
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#8
Bruce Willis is at the supermarket, standing by the cucumbers & laughing
hysterically, pointing at them with tears streaming down his face
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#9
I've squirted this entire bottle of No More Tears shampoo in
this babies face, he's still crying, babysitting is hard.
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#10
Drinking this No More Tears shampoo
is just making me sadder.
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#11
Cashier: find everything okay?
Me: yes [comes back 5 hours later] Me: [through the tears] i lied, i've been trying to find Kony since 2012
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#12
Knock, Knock Who's there?
Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to burst into tears as his grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer recognize him.
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#13
The American flag Red with blood Blue
with tears White with privilege
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#14
See that sad girl up on the hill with tears ?
That's not me..I'm the one over there running away from a goose with a corn dog in my hand.
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#15
SKETCH ARTIST: *holds up drawing of a single bit of straw*
CAMEL: [in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes] That's him!
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#16
[date with girl I met at the park] Waiter: is everything ok, sir?
Me:*fighting back the tears* Her:*sigh* he expected me to bring my dog.
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#17
My kid missed the school bus, instantly resulting in drama & tears.
But now that I've had a few cocktails, I'm OK.
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#18
to the scum photoshopping bandanas on my wedding photos, STOP.
my wife has a bad memory & is in tears, she thinks she married a bandana guy
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#19
Wipes away your tears using
three precise karate chops.
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#20
I can't believe I got fired from my job at the DNA testing facility.
After all the blood, sweat, and tears I put in.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Tears Jokes?
Our collection features 175 Tears Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Tears Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Tears Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Tears Jokes are available?
We currently have 175 Tears Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Tears Jokes?
Tears Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Tears Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and tears jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love tears jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Tears Jokes to share?
A good tears jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Tears Jokes safe for all ages?
Most tears jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Tears Jokes?
tears jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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