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Teller Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of teller jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Worst name for a group of election tellers.
The tally-band.
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#2
So I'm at the bank today, and the attractive female teller was flirting with
me and stuff which was weird considering she could see my account balance.
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#3
What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large
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#4
"I'd like to make a large cash deposit" teller: ok, how much do you have?
"Wow can't a guy just share his dreams without being pressured?"
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#5
Did you hear about the woman who doesn't like banker jokes?
So if you take her on a date, you'd better not teller any.
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#6
What do you call a midget fortune teller who kills his customers?
A small medium at large.
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#7
Fortune teller said my boss would suffer a deadly accident.
But, I already knew that. I needed to know if the police would figure it out.
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#8
Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.?
Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?
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#9
So I asked my wife, were you faking it last night?
She said: no I really was asleep. (I heard this from Gazzo on Penn & Teller: Fool Us)
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#10
did you hear about the gipsy that had a glass baby
married a fortune teller with a crystal ball.
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#11
How do I explain to this bank teller than
I'm just robbing her and not the bank?
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#12
Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that killed two of his clients?
Police are looking for a small medium at large.
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#13
Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?
He was striking a happy medium.
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#14
'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller.
'That's very expensiveisn't it ?' 'Next!'
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#15
I am one of the best fortune tellers in the world.
My predictions are accurate 99.9999% of the time. I can predict your future fortune right now. You won't be winning the lottery anytime soon.
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#16
What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?
Medium.
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#17
What do you call a obese fortune teller?
A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!
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#18
*At the bank Robber:THIS IS A STICKUP!
Me:Looks like a gun R:SHUT UP! M:Well, 'THIS IS A GUN' is way scarier Teller:He's got a point
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#19
What do you call a fat physic?
A four-chin teller
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#20
What do you call an obese psychic?
A four chin teller.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and teller jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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