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Telling Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of telling jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My son has a play-date today & the mom said to dress him in holiday colors
so he's in all black & I'm telling her we worship the dark lord.
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#2
You know what the hardest thing about rollerblading is?
Telling your parents you're gay.
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#3
My grandpa believes he is best friends with Freud.
But I keep telling him he is just a Sigmund of his imagination.
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#4
Dear algebra, Stop telling us to find your x, she's never coming back.
Don't ask y. Sincerely, PB1541
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#5
My wife is leaving me I was having sex with her twin when she came in.
I tried telling her I was doing it because thought it was her. She didn't buy it. It didn't help that his dick was in my ass.
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#6
I'm just SOOO busy.
I spend 70% of my day telling people how busy I am and the other 30% trying to make myself look REALLY REALLY busy.
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#7
I am sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment.
I tried it once and I killed a cyclist !
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#8
She said she hates my analogies and wishes I would communicate like a
normal person, but that's like telling a samurai not to use his sword
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#9
Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
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#10
(telling a ghost story) You know those knocking noises you hear at night?
That's adulthood coming for you! *all the adults start screaming*
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#11
Sorry I ruined your surprise party by telling
everyone it was an intervention
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#12
Thank you for telling the definition of "many" to me.
It means a lot.
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#13
My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their
weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it.
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#14
My Irish friend was telling me about his uncle.
"My uncle's a cop, you know," he said. "Oh, really?" "No, O'Riley."
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#15
What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?
Acting surprised.
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#16
"STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO",
I yell to my 5 year old.
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#17
Granddad once told me there's one requirement for a funny joke...
And it's telling it in a funny voice.
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#18
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I was telling jokes on his side.
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#19
Re: global warming and the cold weather "Liberals keep telling me the
Titanic is sinking but my side of the ship is 500 feet in the air."
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#20
People keep telling me I behave like a man so I'm currently
working up the courage to tell my husband he's gay.
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