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What Are Temples Jokes?

Temples Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of temples jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[scrabble] BATMAN: pass SUPERMAN: again?
BATMAN: can't spell anything SUPERMAN: *rubbing temples* not every word has to start with BAT
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#2
What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
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#3
How is a Jew like a new pair of eyeglasses?
They're both tight in the temples.
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#4
Psychic: *rubbing temples* You want to know if your wife's trying to murder you Me: How'd you know?
P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good
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#5
"Vintage designer purses are not a retirement plan,"
says my accountant while rubbing his temples.
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#6
ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as
if they weren't here THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know
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#7
Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
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#8
When I think about you, I touch myself.....
......I rub my temples because you give me a goddamn headache...
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#9
CUT, CUT!!
[Music stops] LOOK IT'S A WESTERN MUSICAL [Rubs temples] YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE COWBOY HAT ON- [Cat runs off] Meow!
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#10
My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand
where they let monkeys shit all over the place
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#11
Temples are free to enter but still empty.
Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace &choose; to pay for self destruction
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#12
*rubs temples* security guard: Hey you!
Stop touching the historic buildings at this ancient religious site!!
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#13
[NYE] ME: *wearing 2017 glasses* OPTOMETRIST: *rubbing his temples* Stephanie
your eyesight may be bad but you really only need one pair
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Our collection features 13 Temples Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Temples Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Temples Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Temples Jokes?
Temples Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Temples Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and temples jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Temples Jokes safe for all ages?
Most temples jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Temples Jokes?
temples jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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