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#1
What do you call the sexual tension between Hillary and Bill Clinton?
The Bern
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#2
To ease tension in crowded elevators I yell "George Lopez is a comedic
genius!" Then I get stabbed with an ice pick & I don't have insurance
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#3
A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension.
The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant
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#4
I could host an elegant dinner party, but I don't know enough people
with simmering tension over long-held secrets to make it worthwhile.
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#5
I've caught you canoodling.
You're really in hot water now. I can see tensions are boiling. Perhaps we'd better leave this issue in the pasta tense. Sieve and let sieve?
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#6
Tension between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift is heating up...
...and Obama is ordering air strikes on Syria, like that's gonna help. What an idiot.
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#7
My GF arrives in town next week.
I'm so excited! I just hope that all the tension w/ Russia doesn't make U.S. immigration hold up the mail.
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#8
"The tension between Uranus...
and Pluto hat has been there since June of 2012 will finally ease up", Astrologist say.
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#9
Why is there so much tension in Iraq?
They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.
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#10
To ease tension in crowded elevators I yell "George Lopez is a comedic
genius!" Then I get stabbed with a box cutter & I dont have insurance
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#11
Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?
IT JUST DOES, OK JERK?!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!
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#12
Austria's Conchita Wurst wins Eurovision amid Russia, Ukraine tensions Click on the
link to watch the video in youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZlqNfZr40
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#13
Court Comedy In a courtroom, where tensions are high...
Judge: Order! Order in the court! Plaintiff: I'll take a ham on rye.
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#14
As a girl who lifts weights at the gym...
I experience a lot of flexual tension
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#15
What do you call tension in the percussion section?
Druma
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#16
[getting a massage] Me: I have tension in my lower back.
*therapist begins* Me: Lower. Me: Lower. Th: But that's your a- Me: Lower!
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#17
What places have the least racial tensions?
Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.
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#18
That awkward sexual tension when everyone leaves the kitchen
and you're left all alone with a chocolate cake.
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#19
We both want it.
My lips part. His do, too. The tension pulsates. "I'll take the one w/ sprinkles!" And that's how I got the last one.
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#20
BREAKING: Pot calls kettle "black".
"Racial tension at boiling point" says mayor of kitchen cupboard
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