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Terminator Jokes

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Terminator Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of terminator jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Every motorcycle cop is a liquid terminator
until proven otherwise.
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#2
What did the retarded chef say after watching terminator PASTA LA VISTA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*TAKES OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES AND RUBS HIS NIPPLES*
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#3
Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?
Aisle B, back.
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#4
Somebody told the terminator to update his Microsoft
windows, his response- "I still love vista, baby"
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#5
Arnold Schwarzenegger just announced he's giving up the limelight to go back to his first love, pest control.
He's an ex-terminator now.
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#6
You'd think 'The Terminator' would know what to do in the event
of some lady having a child that threatens your way of life.
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#7
I heard Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to work in pest control.
He's gonna be an ex-terminator.
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#8
Terminator doesn't google himself
he uses Altavista baby.
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#9
[Racist Joke] What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?
One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"
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#10
"Get in the van if you want to
live." Creepy Terminator...
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#11
*The Terminator opens a fortune cookie.
"It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way." John: I know it doesn't say that.
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#12
Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill all the bugs at his ex girlfriend's house?
He's her ex-terminator
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#13
I shut down my computer in the middle of an iTunes update and I think
Siri just sent a Terminator back in time to kill teenage me.
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#14
The guy I hired to kill my rats is amazing
I think he's an ex-terminator
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#15
My shower has two settings: -Freezing
Cold -The Ending of Terminator 2
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#16
"Excuse me shopkeep, where are your
Terminators?" "Aisle B, back".
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#17
What do you call a Robotic Abortion Doctor?
The Terminator
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#18
What did Mozart tell the
terminator I'll be Bach
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#19
Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10?
He said "I still love Vista, baby!"
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#20
If the Terminator was female the line would have
been, "I might be back, I haven't decided yet."
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