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What Are Terrorist Jokes?

Terrorist Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of terrorist jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Alphaterrorism Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack.
It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had.
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#2
What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?
Oman!
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#3
What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?
Allahu Akburrrrrr
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#4
What do terrorists eat when its sunny?
Choc-ISIS
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#5
Probably the worst thing about dying a virgin would be
all the dead terrorists that are waiting for you.
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#6
Don't die a virgin.
Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you.
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#7
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To send people to the other side.
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#8
My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her dessert.
She's now passed out on the kitchen floor. I don't negotiate with terrorists.
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#9
Don't die a Virgin Seriously, there are
terrorists waiting for you up there.
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#10
why are terrorists so popular at parties?
Because They're the bomb
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#11
What do you call a lonely terrorist?
ISIL-ated
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#12
What do you call a terrorist cowboy?
A jiiiiiihadist. Not sorry.
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#13
Terrorists now have a brand new state of the art weapon
that can be hidden in plain sight The Galaxy Note 7
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#14
How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?
Was it my knees? Do I have terrorist's knees? Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then? That's good.
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#15
What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?
You can reason with the terrorist!
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#16
I hate all this terrorist business.
I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the tube and think, 'I'll fucking have that!'
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#17
What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?
a free radical..
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#18
"Mr.
President, you have some Updog in east Syria." "What's Updog?" "[unfurls projector screen] Updog is a military terrorist organizati
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#19
Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?
Snow boarding is fun as hell.
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#20
What's a terrorists favorite sports team?
The new York jets.
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Terrorist Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and terrorist jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most terrorist jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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terrorist jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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