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What Are Texts Jokes?

Texts Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of texts jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
An employee texts his boss "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter...?" (Slightly
nsfw) His boss answers "I don't know." The employee replies "I'm not coming in this morning!"
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#2
A boy goes on holiday to Mexico and texts his mate saying "Weather out here is just like your
mother, 36 and hot" His mate replies "Weather back here is just like your sister, 16 and wet"
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#3
I'll never be able to clean my house faster than
when someone texts saying they're coming over.
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#4
If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses
in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy.
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#5
Me: *texts* How'd you sleep?
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
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#6
[after solid first date] Ok play it cool, don't wanna seem too eager..
*texts her 47 years later* "Had a great time the other night :)"
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#7
I know you shouldn't text and drive but I've only had 2-3
texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
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#8
Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City guess they don't have
cell towers there so you didn't get my texts I'm going to kill you b
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#9
nothing sucks more than someone ignoring your texts i mean maybe
like getting stabbed to death but that's not much worse
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#10
Don't send vague texts to girls unless you want
them read and analyzed by 7 other girls.
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#11
I put winks at the end of texts to add a confusing air of creepy.
"Making breakfast. ;)" "Walking the dog. ;)" "Broke in to your house ;)"
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#12
My dealer texts to ask if I'm straight and I'm not
even sure how that's relevant to our arrangement
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#13
[girlfriend finally texts back] ME: i'm so mad at you.
HER: i'm naked come over. ME: i'm not really mad i was jk lol omw babe
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#14
An alarm clock that texts your boss for
you the fifth time you press snooze
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#15
My life is a constant struggle between wanting people
to text me and never wanting to reply to texts.
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#16
Next time someone texts you to say "call me"...
Call them to say "text me". And just hang up.
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#17
whips out Motorola razr and texts mom "drive me to
hot topic or none of my friends will love me"
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#18
TEXTATIONSHIP: a person that texts you all the
time but never makes an effort to see you.
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#19
Waldo is probably horrible
at responding to texts.
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#20
My mom sometimes texts me pictures of Buddha with an inspirational
text like: "Be kind to others, Evil Lisa"
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Texts Jokes?
Our collection features 133 Texts Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Texts Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Texts Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Texts Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Texts Jokes are available?
We currently have 133 Texts Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Texts Jokes?
Texts Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Texts Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and texts jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love texts jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Texts Jokes to share?
A good texts jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Texts Jokes safe for all ages?
Most texts jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Texts Jokes?
texts jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Texts Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Texts Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new texts jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Texts Jokes for a specific occasion?
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