What Are Thatcher Jokes?
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#1
What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?
They both shafted minors in the 1980's.
#2
When Dennis Thatcher had sex with Margaret
Thatcher he called it pumping iron.
#3
Margret Thatcher Walks Up to the Pearly Gates Saint Peter
looks at her and says "Is this some kind of joke?"
#4
What do Jimmy Saville and Lady Thatcher have in common?
They both fucked miners in the 80s.
#5
Maggie Thatcher Just heard they have cancelled the funeral.
ATOS have declared Maggie fit for work!
#6
What do you call an old, dead, bloodsucking leech?
Margaret Thatcher
#7
So excited to go and watch 'the Evil Dead' next week.
Anyone else going to Thatcher's funeral? Bring 'em on! Post em all here.
#8
Came downstairs to find my 85 year old mum watching the TV Me:" Why
are you watching Thatcher's funeral?" Mum: "Just to make sure"
#9
Just heard that they served cider at Margaret Thatcher's wake...
...it was Thatchers Cold
#10
So it looks like there was a paedophile ring operating at the heart of Thatcher's government.
I don't know why everyones so shocked, they were well known for fucking miners.
#11
What have Margret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common?(NSFW)
They both fucked miners(minors) in the 1980s
#12
What has Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common?
They both fucked minors
#13
First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires...
Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left. /english humour
#14
Margaret Thatcher Said "If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman." If you want nothing said or done..
Ask a cat.
#15
The new British PM has been spotted performing necromantic rituals over Margaret Thatcher's grave...
She May be planning Theresa corpse.
#16
Margaret Thatcher died??
And more importantly, Margaret Thatcher was still alive??!!
#17
Maggie Thatcher is due to be buried in a man made lake.
Well, it will be once everyone finishes pissing on her grave.
#18
When Thatcher ruled it was Thatcherism!
Does that mean we now have Mayhem?
#19
Margaret Thatcher has only been in hell for half a day...
...but she's already sorted out Satan's budget deficit, busted up the demons' union and made Hitler cry during a debate.
#20
Ex-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died following
a stroke but why she was following it, nobody knows.
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