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Theft Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of theft jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What is currently the greatest crime in China?
Identity theft.
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#2
Why does Karl Marx hate earl grey?
Because all proper tea is theft.
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#3
Remember: You can kill someone and wear their skin as a suit, but it's not identity theft until you use their debit card.
Be smart about it.
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#4
[OC] I went to prison for identity theft.
Good news is I'm cell mates with a famous musician, bad news is I'm now Rick James' bitch
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#5
My friend Sid was a victim of ID theft.
Now he is known as S.
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#6
I have a problem with taking things literally.
My attorney advises me that it's called 'theft'.
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#7
What's the difference between marriage and identity theft?
At least with identity theft you know you're getting fucked.
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#8
If playing Grand Theft Auto makes you violent, why hasn't 25 years
of me playing Madden made me a professional football player?
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#9
Theft solution: Tits.
Nobody is thinking about larceny when they're looking at tits. So ladies, help stop crime... show us your tits.
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#10
Stole a cart from this woman at Walmart today.
I like to think of it as playing grand theft auto suburbs edition.
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#11
Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft!
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#12
Grand Theft Auto reminds me of Florida.
Except one lets you shoot people without consequence and the other is a video game.
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#13
Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance.
"You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance." "The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the other,
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#14
I'm not afraid of identity theft.
Go ahead and enjoy being broke and having my dad call you a failure.
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#15
Grand Theft Auto 6 just announced.
Already criticized for displaying "excessive and gratuitous violence towards pedestrians". Apparently your character is just a normal on-duty cop.
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#16
I dowloaded the song "Runnin' down a dream" illegally from the internet...
I got charged with Petty theft.
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#17
#GrandTheftAutoMemories banging a hooker in my car, shooting her
to get my money back, then going home to play Grand Theft Auto.
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#18
Did you hear about the recent theft from the Louvre in Paris?
Three paintings were stolen. The thieves took the Renoir to get the Monet to get their Van Gogh.
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#19
My mate Sid was a victim of I.D theft.
He's just called S now.
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#20
I didnt believe my grandfather got fired from his job as a Crossing guard for theft...
But when i got home the signs were there
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