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#1
Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
#2
Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs
only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.
#3
I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken.
I guess there's no point in bothering with hash browns then.
#4
Apologies to Rudyard Kipling but .
. . If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs. . . . maybe you don't understand the gravity of the situation.
#5
It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny
-- just because your english is gooder than theirs be.
#6
Politicians only kiss babies
because it might be theirs.
#7
Sometimes when I'm feeling lonely, I write a letter to a prison
inmate to tell them how much better my life is than theirs.
#8
Why do women have cleaner minds than men?
Because they change theirs more often
#9
I ate at this restaurant last night.
After dinner they gave us some strange cookies. I ate that cookie right away but my friends all removed a small paper message from theirs. That cost me a fortune
#10
I'm "don't flash your headlights at someone who doesn't have
theirs on bc they will come and kill you" years old.
#11
I've seen homeless guys who keep their boxes
in better shape than some girls keep theirs.
#12
How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
#13
I refuse to lower my standards to accommodate
those who refuse to raise theirs.
#14
Weird, it almost feels like the drive thru workers at McDonald's
are being more judgemental of my choices than I am of theirs.
#15
Tim Cook officially came out of the closet...
at least this is the one time when Android users can't claim that theirs came out first.
#16
Everyone lectures Americans about our politics..
We use our military to lecture the rest of the world's on theirs.
#17
If you throw a party how do you know Mrs.
Elephant is in her period? Your mattress is missing and, theirs a quarter on the dresser.
#18
I often agree to let my kids sleep over at other people's houses, just
to remind parents that there are kids who are way worse than theirs.
#19
When People Tell Me to Get
a Life I take theirs.
#20
The EU referendum I liken the EU referendum to being in a pitch black room with two men
in a mandatory rape scenario with both of them telling you theirs is the smallest.
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