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Thieves Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of thieves jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
It's hard to tell a joke to Thieves...
They always take things, literally.
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#2
Did you hear about the recent theft from the Louvre in Paris?
Three paintings were stolen. The thieves took the Renoir to get the Monet to get their Van Gogh.
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#3
Took a whole week for my neighbor who only watches the Discovery
Channel to realize thieves had replaced his TV with an aquarium.
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#4
Rio is full of liars, cheaters, thieves, and drug abusers.
And that's just the athletes.
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#5
*Jesus hanging on cross next to thieves*
Lean in guys, let's do a face swap
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#6
Thieves ..
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap,shower gel,towels and deodorant.Dirty Bastards.
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#7
Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?
It could be your car
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#8
A gang of nefarious thieves walk into a bar.
"Ouch," they said.
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#9
"Officer, what can you tell us about the break in at the bakery today?" "Man
I've seen all kinds of thieves in my career, but this one takes the cake"
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#10
What do you get when you cross two thieves with a carpenter ...
Good Friday!!!
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#11
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
Those dirty bastards.
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#12
Why do ghosts make the best thieves?
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
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#13
My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate.
I can only guess it's there to stab potential taco thieves.
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#14
So my wife's wallet got stolen 6 months ago...
...and all her credit cards are in it but I haven't reported it to the police yet because the thieves are spending less than she does!!!
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#15
What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?
Iron Pirate
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#16
If thieves ever broke into my house, searching for money...
...I'd just laugh and search with them.
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#17
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap.
Filthy bastards.
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#18
Whenever I use idioms in the wrong context...
...people look at me as if I'm as thick as thieves!
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#19
Did you hear some expert thieves stole the toilets from the police station?
The police were left with nothing to go on.
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#20
Did you hear about the robbery at the bakery?
The thieves said 'give me all your dough.'
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