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Thighs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of thighs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
All the guys complaining about my thighs touching each other...
If you were this close to my vagina you'd be touching yourself too.
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#2
A "clear memory" button, but for my brain.
And while we're at it, a "delete cookies" button, but for my thighs.
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#3
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
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#4
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
There's barely any meat on it. Go for the thighs.
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#5
Going down on a woman is the best.
The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time...
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#6
Why is a woman like a KFC?
After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
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#7
Friend: Dude, you need to get into her pants.
Me: [imagining how soft her leggings would feel over my thighs] YES
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#8
Do these jorts stuffed with free breadsticks
from Olive Garden make my thighs look oily?
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#9
Did yo hear about the Hillary special at KFC?
Two fat thighs and a left wing for $2.99
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#10
What do you call retarded cow thighs?
Asbergers
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#11
What do a good woman and KFC have in common?
After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
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#12
Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?
(WTF?) His thighs were burning too bad.
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#13
The other day a girl asked me if I like breasts or thighs.
I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed pussy with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
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#14
I'm doing 'Angry Yoga' tonight.
It's just lying on a mat and drinking a bottle of wine as I shout at my thighs.
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#15
Kentucky Fried Chicken has introduced the new Hillary Bucket.
Two large thighs, two small breasts and two left wings.
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#16
Went out for a jog today Thought I heard someone clapping for me.
Turns out it was just my fat thighs.
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#17
A joke my grandpa told me...
Men start their life from between a woman's thighs, and they spend the rest of their life trying to get back... Talk about home sickness...
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#18
I've compiled my bucket list.
4 drumsticks, 4 thighs, original recipe, 2 individual mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits.
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#19
What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?
It thighs.
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#20
How is having sex with a woman and eating at KFC similar?
After you're done with the juicy breasts and the tender thighs, all there's left to do is to throw the bone in the greasy box.
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