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#1
What is the difference between michael jackson and pimples?
Pimples wait until you're thirteen before they come all over your face.
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#2
Just realized I only had one meal today.
One, thirteen-hour meal.
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#3
4 story building in Philadelphia being demolished collapses on top of Goodwill store with 14 people inside.
One dead, thirteen injured, twenty-nine taken to the hospital.
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#4
Whats the difference between acne and the pope?
Acne doesn't come on your face till about thirteen.
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#5
*The most messed up jokes you know* I'll start: What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's pussy?
Sucking out thirteen of them and realizing you only put in a dozen.
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#6
At thirteen years old, my parents were divorced.
A bit young to get married if you ask me.
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#7
What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest
The acne waits till your thirteen to cum on your face...
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#8
If your clock strikes thirteen, what time is it?
Time to get a new clock.
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#9
[Favorite joke from Letterman] What goes into thirteen twice?
Roman Polanski.
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#10
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmothers pussy?
Sucking out thirteen and realizing you only put in twelve
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#11
Me: hey dad, what did you do before the internet?
Dad: you have thirteen bros n sisters, do the math son.
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#12
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne.
Acne waits until you're thirteen to come on your face.
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#13
A programmer goes to do groceries.
His wife tell him: -- Buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, buy a dozen. He comes back with thirteen loaves of bread. -- But why?, she asks. -- They had eggs.
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#14
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're thirteen before it comes in your face
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#15
Me: I need to lose my baby weight.
Diet coach: Awww, how old is your youngest? Me: Thirteen.
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#16
What is Titus Pullo's Sandal Size?
THIRTEEN!
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#17
"Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen...
" Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen...
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#18
What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
Time to get it fixed.
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#19
I like my women like my shoes...
Black, size thirteen and I pick them up at Walmart.
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#20
Jesus walks into a bar with his disciples...
"Thirteen glasses of water, please!", Jesus said to the barman, winking at the others...
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