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Thor Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of thor jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why doesn't Chris Hemsworth like to eat Fruity Pebbles on set?
his lips were Thor
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#2
Did you hear about that party at Thor's?
No, I guess you wouldn't have; he kept it pretty Loki.
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#3
Low key just wanna defeat
Thor and rule Asgard
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#4
Scandanavian Booty Call What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?
"I aint no Valhalla back girl."
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#5
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T LIST THOR
AS AN EMERGENCY BACKUP?!?!
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#6
Him- All of your fantasies include me, right?
*imagines flying on a Pegasus with Thor* H- Are you waving at the ground? Me-Yes to both
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#7
In what realm does Thor use his hammer the most?
Milfheim
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#8
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE THOR - "here" HULK - "here" IRON MAN - "here" CAPT.
AMERICA - "here" USELESS ARROW GUY - ... I SAID- HAWKEYE- I HEARD YOU
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#9
Thor Odinson may not be the coolest God-name ever...
But it's still better than Loki Adoptedson. /burn
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#10
I'm married, but not "pass up the opportunity to sleep with Thor" married.
Or Wolverine. Or Captain America. Or Jennifer Aniston...
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#11
Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?
because he is a Norsissist.
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#12
Why did Thor file a police report?
Because someone stole his thunder
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#13
Thor.
He follows the same naming conventions as macho men with their dogs. Thor means thunder. But also the literal translation of Mjolnir is "crusher".
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#14
Are we Thor yet?
Are we Thor yet? Are we Thor yet? Are we Thor yet? - How to annoy an Avenger when you're on a road trip.
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#15
An Atheist Walks Into A Bar...
An Atheist walks into a bar with God, Thor, and Zeus. The bartender looks at him and says "Drinking alone again, I see..."
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#16
What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?
An Asgard.
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#17
We found love in a hopeless place We found Steve in a frozen place We found Stark in
an iron case We found Hulk in some gamma rays We found Thor punching Lokis face
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#18
The sound of thunder is no longer Thor's hammer.
It's a pissed-off Lady-Thor stomping round Asgard and noisily filling the dishwasher while she waits for someone to ask her what's wrong...
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#19
i have good and bad news Wife: Ok, the bad news?
i didn't clean out the garage Wife:*sigh* the good news? [holds up cat dressed as Thor]
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#20
Why could Thor's daughter never try anal?
Because her father was an Ass-guardian. Ba dum tussss..
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