What Are Thought Jokes?
Thought Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of thought jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
One time I walked into a bathroom and there were no urinals I thought, "huh...
that's strange." The girls that came in after me were apparently pretty freaked out by it too.
#2
I was scraping a window at my Grandma's house....
I then thought up a joke for my mom to hear it was "This window scraping stuff is a pane in the glass!" She laughed :)
#3
Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes.
A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life...!
#4
Stop screaming!
I thought you'd appreciate having someone to pass you a towel when you got out of the shower
#5
Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?
He thought they were a delivery service
#6
Santorum I thought he didn't
believe in pulling out?
#7
[maid of honor speech] Never thought this day would come!
Remember when you came home early & he was wearing your bra & panties [mom faints]
#8
I just finished arguing with a friend who thought that Charlize's role as Aeon Flux was much better than her role as Imperator Furiosa.
I guess to each Theron.
#9
I thought I really understood what
I was thinking, and then I spoke.
#10
Just checked into hotel in Miami.
They have a separate pool for redheaded people. I thought we were past this.
#11
I saw a man with a board saying 'Repent for you're sin's, the end of the world is nigh'.
I thought 'That's a bad sign'.
#12
My 11 yo noticed my receding hairline and thought it was hilarious.
Until I explained how heredity works.
#13
I'm never wrong!
One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken!
#14
fooling around I was sucking off this bird last
night when I thought, "Wait a minute..."
#15
Eating a banana.
Thought I should tell you. Twitter seems concerned about women getting enough potassium. But... why can't I use my teeth?
#16
I was asked earlier today to submit a 1,000 word essay.
I thought, "fcuk that". So I just submitted a picture instead.
#17
The only way I'd be scared of a ghost is if one was coming at me wearing
a fitted sheet that I thought I'd have to eventually fold.
#18
Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize
your thoughts, but forget to label them.
#19
Knock Knock!
"Who's there?" "9/11." "9/11, who?..." I thought you said you'd never forget!
#20
So I was having sex the other day...
I thought I was doing a great job because her toes kept curling, then I realized she was still wearing panty-hose...
Why People Enjoy Thought Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and thought jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love thought jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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