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What Are Threat Jokes?

Threat Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of threat jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I don't feel strongly enough about anything to take the time to join a protest.
Unless, maybe, there was some big threat against pizza.
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#2
The biggest threat to mankind is aliens somehow receiving transmissions
of Xbox Live conversations and deciding to just blow up the planet.
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#3
Reminding Dad I'm too old for adoption really bums him out because
that was one of his favorite threats when I was growing up
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#4
Imagine a world not only without sex but where there is the constant
threat that a stork will just drop a fucking baby off at your house.
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#5
Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response
to fake news The struggle Israel
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#6
Seth Rogen and James Franco having their movie pulled due to terrorist
threats sounds like the plot of a Seth Rogen and James Franco movie.
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#7
"Endless shrimp" sounds nice until you realize they are serious.
It's a threat. The shrimp will never stop.
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#8
Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet Insert death threats below
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#9
Trump says the biggest threat to the world is a "manic,
mad man" having control of nuclear weapons
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#10
While at our wedding, I pointed out to my wife-to-be...
that her her veil wasn't nearly opaque enough. She responded by discreetly implying she would hit me. It was a thinly-veiled threat.
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#11
Oklahoma State's student union got shut down today because of a gun threat It turns out it was just a calculator.
Don't people know that a calculator is for math deduction not mass destruction?
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#12
Terrorist Threat
Level: Porcupine
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#13
If you're behind someone at an ATM late night, let them know you're
not a threat by giving them a gentle kiss on their neck.
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#14
I think someone may be sending me death threats.
Woke up this morning with a [Tesco burger](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21038521) on my pillow!
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#15
I'm never a more ineffective parent than when
I accidentally make threats that rhyme.
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#16
My kids have voted, and the results are in.
It's official, I've been elected the President of Empty Threats.
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#17
So there was a bomb threat at my school today...
Tomorrow's gonna be a blast.
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#18
While we frantically work to solve the budget crisis, a much bigger threat looms.
Cats are running out of funny photo poses.
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#19
After living in terror for 27 years, Gloria Estefan's threat is realized;
I open my car door, and am brutally attacked by the rhythm.
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#20
A Doomsday Clock representing the dangers to humanity has symbolically been set to three minutes to midnight I guess you could say we are at...
Threat Level Midnight
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Threat Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and threat jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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