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Throat Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of throat jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why can't Ms.
Piggy count to 70?? Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
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#2
At school: Slutty girl: ugh my throat really hurts.
Me: I bet your knees do too. Her: what Me: what
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#3
How do you kill a giraffe?
Punch him in the throat.
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#4
What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?
An oompa loompa with a sore throat.
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#5
[NSFW] What's the difference between jelly and jam?
I can't jelly my dick down your throat.
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#6
Wonder which part of Batman's belt holds the bat-shaped throat lozenges
he uses after speaking in his tough voice for long periods of time.
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#7
I like to go to death metal shows and throw throat
lozenges on the stage, it shows I care.
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#8
50 Shades He slowly but firmly grabs my throat.
I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...' - 50 Shades of Macy Gray.
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#9
I'm the guy in the meeting giving coworkers the throat slash motion when
the boss says "Anybody have anything else 2 add before we adjourn?"
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#10
Is that all?
"I wanna stab you." Huh? "Cut your throat." What? "Drink your blood." Um. "Have your baby." Uh. "Kidding! I'll have a coke."
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#11
You can tell a lot about a woman from her hands, for instance if they
are firmly around your throat she is probably slightly upset.
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#12
Whats the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick down someones throat.
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#13
Eye of the tiger.
Nose of the lion. Mouth of the lynx. Ear of the bobcat. Throat of the cougar. Forehead of the ocelot.
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#14
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?
Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.
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#15
"Sorry, boss.
I can't come in today." "Why not?" [fakes a sore throat] "I'm in jail for vehicular manslaughter."
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#16
Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?
There was a frog in her throat.
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#17
It really hurts for me to say this but...
I have a sore throat.
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#18
What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?
Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.
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#19
The average person swallows eight spiders a year.
And i've NEVER settled for average (pours burlap sack of spiders down throat)
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#20
Religion is like a penis It's OK to be proud of yours, just
don't try to shove it down your children's throat.
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