What Are Throwing Jokes?
Throwing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of throwing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I found out that for months my kid has been throwing his poop at beehives.
I sat him down and said, "Son, it's time we talked about the turds and the bees."
#2
I'm throwing myself a circumcision party tomorrow, so anybody with a scalpel and a steady hand, stop on by.
Jews welcome only with gift.
#3
That walk of shame when you fail at throwing
a ball of paper into the garbage.
#4
Really threw me off This kid started throwing out words that started with TH.
I got through this, there, and they but I didn't see that coming.
#5
I see your "long walks on the beach" and I raise you "long Segway
rides on beach" *peels off on beach throwing sand in dates face*
#6
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia ?
The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.
#7
I sponsor one of those poor kids on TV.
He sends me nice letters, I mail him pictures of me smiling, throwing away food.
#8
I dropped out of law school when I found out that badgering the witness
has nothing to do with throwing woodland creatures at defendants.
#9
Frisbee.
I went to the park with my son and he brought his frisbee. We started throwing it around and after a while I started to wonder why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me...
#10
Been at this farmer's market for 20 minutes.
Haven't seen a single beard. About to FREAK OUT & start throwing these organic soaps
#11
People who make up phrases and try to pass them off as popular sayings
are just throwing meat to the monkeys in the middle of a maelstrom.
#12
GYM Man: "Can you spot me?" Me: "Sure" Man: *Throwing
down towel* "Invisibility cloak my ass"
#13
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't
for throwing at people who stress you out?
#14
If my iPod doesn't work in the next few minutes, I'm throwing it in the river.
It can either sync or swim.
#15
How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
#16
I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate
Let me know if you can come or not
#17
Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands in the air.
But how would I catch them?
#18
Instead of throwing the first pitch, it'd be fun if Presidents
had to quarterback the first play of a football game.
#19
If "Bieber fever" is when a Bieber song comes on the radio & you start
throwing up & stabbing yourself, then yes I had Bieber fever once.
#20
I tried to make the earthquake drill realistic by throwing glass shards
and screaming "You fuckers are dead." I'm no longer safety captain.
Why People Enjoy Throwing Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and throwing jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love throwing jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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