What Are Throwing Jokes?
Throwing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of throwing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#21
What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?
An astronaut.
#22
I tried throwing away my old boomerang
but it keeps coming back
#23
Me?
Just throwing magnets at strangers in the park to try to expose robots.
#24
Husband sat in his room throwing darts....
at his wife's photo but not even a single one hit the target. From another room the wife asks the husband : "What are you doing?" . Husband: "MISSING YOU".
#25
Someone keeps throwing cheese
at me Yeah, real mature.
#26
Hipster James Bond Movie - Oddjob uses
a Fedora as a deadly throwing hat.
#27
Throwing a grenade at someone who's taking
a selfie is photobombing, right?
#28
Toddler tech support: "Did you
try throwing it and crying?"
#29
I lost my job...
I got fired from my job at the M&M's factory yesterday for throwing away all the W's.
#30
Me: we're throwing a surprise party for Tim Wife: don't you hate Tim?
Me: [filling balloons with bees] yes
#31
Toddler misbehaves, but follows it up with throwing his hands in the air and yelling "Ta-da!" so he won't get in trouble.
Stealing it.
#32
Got kicked out of the grocery store.
Apparently yelling "LET THE BEETS DROP!" And throwing them at the ground is not acceptable.
#33
I tried to make the earthquake drill realistic by throwing glass shards
and screaming "You fuckers are dead." I'm no longer safety captain.
#34
I can throw rocks further than catapults.
I mean, have you ever *tried* throwing a catapult?
#35
Throwing burgers around furniture because I have a hunch that termites
only eat wood because they have not tried anything tastier.
#36
I was walking down the road...
...when the guy in front of me turned around and started throwing milk, eggs, yoghurt and butter at me. I thought, "How dairy!".
#37
Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes.
The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site.
#38
When I was a teenager, I tried to throw out all my boardgames...
My parents were mad that I was throwing my Life away.
#39
Golf Tip: Be sure and yell "FORE" before
throwing your golf club at a jogger.
#40
Tony Romo was depressed after yesterday's loss.
He was so upset he got his gun, pointed it at his throwing hand, and pulled the trigger. He's OK, The bullet was intercepted.
Why People Enjoy Throwing Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and throwing jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love throwing jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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