What Are Thursday Jokes?
Thursday Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of thursday jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I phoned the local gym...
and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'
#2
The inventor of the dissapointing punchline has died
His funeral will be held on Thursday at 2pm.
#3
Transformation Tuesday!
Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman's ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
#4
I could retire today and live happily for the rest of my life....
so long as I die by noon, thursday.
#5
My fitness instructor asked me how flexible I was...
So I told him I can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays.
#6
Happy Thursday guys and remember.
If you can't spot the douche at work today, then it's probably you.
#7
A conversation between 3 partially deaf elderly men.
Elder 1: It's windy! Elder 2: No, it's thursday! Elder 3: Right, let's all get a cuppa tea shall we?
#8
Thursday is that guy who shows up early for
the party, with margarita mix and no booze.
#9
On Thursday, a user posted the joke "Jesus"...
..which was quickly buried.... It's been 3 days, has anyone seen it ???
#10
So we're on for next Friday?
Perfect. I'll call you Thursday to reschedule.
#11
I have enough money to live comfortably the
rest of my life if I die next thursday
#12
What did the tsunami say to Japan?
.. ... nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.
#13
3 men, hard of hearing: "Its Windy out, isn't it?" "No, it's Thursday", responds
the second; to which the third replies "Me too, let's go grab a beer".
#14
Three old men are walking down the street...
The first old man says "Hey, it's Windy" The second old man says "No, Thursday" The third one says "I agree, lets go get a beer"
#15
On what day of every week do soft drinks sell the most?
thursday
#16
A recent study shows most Americans like to have sex on days
that begin with T Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow
#17
A few minutes ago while I was lifeguarding, an old lady told me that I looked like a lion pacing back and forth.
Now I'm nervous for my dentist appointment on Thursday.
#18
What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
#19
A windy day Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench.
The first says to her friends "gosh, it's windy today". The second says "no, it's Thursday". The third says "so am I. Let's get a drink".
#20
Three old men are sitting on a bench One says, "Windy today." Another says, "No you idiot, it's Thursday." The third one says, "Me too.
Let's go get a beer."
Why People Enjoy Thursday Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and thursday jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love thursday jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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