What Are Tigers Jokes?
Tigers Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tigers jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Women are like Siberian Tigers...
They're both very pretty to look at, and you can have a lot of fun with each IF they're unconscious, but if its a live one, keep it the *hell* away from me.
#2
Why do tigers have stripes?
They don't want to be spotted.
#3
How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?
They both wear stripes !
#4
Why do tigers always beat cheetahs at hide-and-seek?
They've never been spotted.
#5
Contrary to popular belief, tigers do not holler if you catch them by the toe.
Also, could someone call an ambulance?
#6
I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of
how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal.
#7
Why Do Tigers Have Stripes?
Because They Don't Want To Be Spotted
#8
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
#9
White people will swim with sharks, wrestle with alligators, and sleep with tigers....
....but get nervous when a person of color walks by. Sounds about white.
#10
How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?
Tigers have stripes.
#11
Katy Perry is such an inspiration to all those young girls out
there who want to grow up and ride giant golden tigers.
#12
cop: [making list of animals that escaped] zookeeper: "the tigers should
be your top priority" cop: [scribbling out ducks] "obviously"
#13
What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals?
A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers.
#14
Tigers blood gave
Charlie Sheen HIV
#15
He died doing what he loved,
surprising tigers.
#16
Charlie Sheen recently came out of the clinic That's what
happens when you share tigers with Siegfried and Roy
#17
What's harder than beating Alabama twice?
Beating LSU once, Geaux Tigers!!!
#18
I respected tiger sharks a lot more after I realized how many hurdles
tigers and sharks had to overcome to breed with each other.
#19
What do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas !
#20
A man enters zoo enclosure to feed the tigers.
succeeds
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